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VIRAL MENACE; A POEM

June 17, 2021 by ERROL WORMWOOD

BY ERROL WORMWOOD

 cross road blues sitting inside 

strumming my second hand acoustic gee-tar 

 learning the sounds of past greats inside four walls 

bottle of Jack on my left, pint of Guinness on my right 

whiskey glass halfway full of ice  

slowly melts as condensation trickles down to meet 

the cherrywood coffee table covered in circular stains 

 a sight to see  

alcoholic vision blurs reality 

these chords sound great  

 even my thoughts are slurred 

tapping my foot to a made up song 

i grab my glass and take a swig 

 being burnt never felt so good 

hallelujah  

continue to make off beat noises until i fall asleep on my couch  with my gee-tar right on top of me 

sucked into a blackhole vortex 

 manic eyes keep track of me 

blood stains soak my clothing  

 where am i 

who am i 

sold my soul to the devil for this shit  

 what a waste 

 screams reverberate throughout the dream world 

but i didn’t know i was sleeping 

so here i am, stuck 

wandering through the empty void 

eyes keep watch of me everywhere i turn 

 i am being followed 

i am never alone 

where am i  

who am i  

 the devil comes into view 

 you don’t have much time 

says Satan 

oh joy 

can’t wait to get this over with 

head thrown back in laughter  

Beelzebub’s face switches to a Picasso painting 

 i don’t remember taking anything remotely psychedelic 

the cackling hurts my skull, i can’t take it anymore 

where am i 

who am i  

wake up to a sun setting 

ice now melted, no use for it now 

taking hold of the bottle of jack 

i take three easy gulps 

 time to go for a walk 

but first 

 let me roll this joint  

the act of rolling, oh boy, what an art in mediation 

talk about relaxing and productive 

crinkling of paper, weed spills out the sides 

 my hands are shaking, i take a sip of Guinness 

there, there  

i’m steady now 

finish rolling this near perfect doobie, what a beauty 

 tie up my beaten up black and white Vans 

grab a black beanie off the kitchen table 

and head on my way 

taking a stroll through the streets of San Francisco  

 i spark my creation and inhale deeply 

 exhale with a couple tears in my eyes 

life doesn’t always feel good for me 

but every now and then i have a moment that feels right 

a moment that makes you stop in your tracks  

gazing all around to think 

 this is it, this is life, i am here, i am now 

locked in to the waking world 

 understanding that the next step determines the future 

 and said step is determined by the past 

how i arrived here i’m not sure 

 but i dont want to leave just yet

life seems to be looking up all of a sudden 

the sidewalk melts away into the ground 

cars parked start dripping away 

everything becomes hazy  

 i can’t tell what’s real anymore 

nothing is real, this is all a facade 

i’m in a dream and reality at the same time 

teetering between two worlds 

i am lost and i am found 

i take another hit as i descend into the madness i’ll figure it out someday 

but for now,  

 let’s enjoy the trip

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Viral Menace Artist: Ralph Steadman

Ralph Steadman (born 15 May 1936) is a British illustrator best known for his collaboration and friendship with the American writer Hunter S. Thompson. Steadman is renowned for his political and social artwork. He is a regular contributor of the Woody Creeker magazine and is our most beloved Gonzo Family member. He lives in England, and his daily commute to work from Kent Castle to his art studio is a 1 minute walk.  His work has inspired generations of fans as well as other artists and friends who try to keep up.

 


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